WP Shorties
Is our tiny gift to the affiliate community. Tiny in size, but high in value. Shorties streamlines countless and endless URL’s into neat little formulas that you can remember any time and everywhere.
With Shorties you can come up with customized URL’s as short as you like them, whenever you need them. A plugin to make your life a lot easier and your performance a lot faster.
Shorties is a short cut to affiliate link cloaking.
AND
Something to tune up your elevator pitch.
Shorties even counts, where it counts: at a single glance you will see the clicks stats for all your links. No more cheating by affiliate providers.
Plus our new multidirectional distributor options:
You can distribute your clickers to various destination urls and chose the probability of where they will land. Great for split testing multiple offers.
You also can create urls which when accessed/clicked will open multiple pages. Here is an example.
Shorties is up and running within seconds. Install, define your setting, enter long source and short target URL’s and make more money.
How about a real world example: your fat nagging hag of a mother-in-law wants to make a mil with weight loss pills. Of course she expects you to make that happen.
Now imagine: you could relay her to
www.somerussianprogrammer.com/website_development/index.php?affiliate-id=564
(and she’ll smack you over the head for that insult)
– or just tell her about your favorite site
www.i-love-in-laws.com/web/sites
which will solve all her problems. (But indeed refers her to those Russian programmers who set up sites starting at only a thousand bucks.)
Tell her these guys are better than you, but she will need a lot of fucking sites. She will be impressed, while you cash in 10% from the Russian for each one.
You get the idea? Building sites for other people is not a smart thing to do with your time. So the next moron comes asking “can you build me ten sites?” just tell him to fuck off and give him one of your sweet and short URLs which all land on the Russians lap.
Do that ten times a day, hey, cash keeps flowing in while you screw Brazilian asylum seekers or build yourself some more money sites.
Be the life of the party with a short URL for mint flavored maxi pads or other cunt cookies, and even get a commission on that. 90% of your audience will still remember your URL the next day and tell their friends.
Your affiliate links go viral, both online and off!
Speaking off cookies: imagine finding out your affiliate provider is cheating you on click throughs after you wasted hundreds of hours on promoting his products.
You’ll wish you had downloaded WP Shorties. You could switch the affiliate destination URL’s in a heartbeat.
All thanks to WPShorties.
In case we’ve just blown your mind:
WP Shorties is still free.
By Matthew July 18, 2011 - 6:24 pm
I find it quite refreshing to see something that is made more entertaining and with more love to detail than your standard garden variety promo stuff for WP plugins. Now I have downloaded some of your stuff and it seems it performs just as well as you indicated.
thx
Matthew
By allison July 19, 2011 - 5:30 pm
WTF?
Worms? Everyone knows worms are totally gross.
Crunch those long icky disgusting worms to sweet smithereens.
Do not even get me started on nagging in-laws & morons. Been there, done that, never again.
Maybe our in laws are related.
funny stuff.
By Regis July 22, 2011 - 1:25 am
I’ve promoted several affiliate offers in the past that counted less clicks than i think were right. I don’t know for sure because i didn’t use a plugin like this. Only my suspicions, but now i will know for sure.
By admin July 25, 2011 - 5:03 am
Hi Regis,
You’re not alone, We’ve had affiliate providers try to cheat us too. Having the right tools is the only way to keep an eye on them. Sad we have to keep an eye on them, but such is life. The quicker we accept this fact and get started monitoring clicks the better off we are as affiliate marketers.
By Martin August 11, 2011 - 5:57 am
I want more pussies!!!!
I waited the whole damned day for “How do I make my links irresistible?” ebook but it never cum…..I mean come. What happen?
By admin August 11, 2011 - 6:09 am
Dear Martin,
Sorry to hear our email server teased you like that.
It can be so naughty at times.
I’ve just emailed you the report, if you don’t receive it in 30 seconds check your spam folder..
Enjoy,
Ryan
By Glenn Sinclair July 24, 2011 - 1:30 am
You guys are pharking hilarious, and yes you will want to charge me for something sometime, go ahead make my day… Seriously though your KIT is bloody fantastic, each time you guy make some new toy I am blown away by its cleverness. Actually I am thinking GENIUS, coz you just keep on making magical IM tools. Thanks heaps and keep up the magic. I love it.
By Tina July 30, 2011 - 7:40 am
Glad I clicked & found the Easter egg.
Your irresistible linking report was real treat and makes complete sense.
By admin August 1, 2011 - 1:21 pm
Hi Tina
Glad you found it too.
Making your links irresistible sky rockets conversion ratios.
Enjoy.
Ryan
By Bill Masson August 1, 2011 - 2:50 pm
Cheers, totally refreshing, this plugin sounds like the biz… will give it a try out and write a post if its any good.
By admin August 4, 2011 - 8:53 am
Thanks Bill
Looking forward to your post
Enjoy
By The Tzo August 21, 2011 - 4:43 am
What do you mean in the field “Probability” and how is used. You mean a theoretical percentage that we believe that may convert?
By Jimmy August 31, 2011 - 4:58 am
what easter eggs are you talking about?
I want it too please.. how can I find it 
By admin September 1, 2011 - 1:14 am
Hey Jimmy
i’ll give you a hint, it’s click-able.
By Trooby November 12, 2011 - 9:39 am
Hi,
I’m using WP shorties on several websites and I’m very happy with it, but it’s not working on one of my sites. When I try to get the unlock code I’m not getting the email with the unlock code in it. Checked my spam folder, tried other emails and still no email with the code. It’s the domain from the email address that you can see behind this comment (please keep it private).
Can you help me out please, cause I love Wp shorties.
Thanks
Trooby
By admin November 15, 2011 - 5:57 am
Hi Trooby,
Glad to hear you’ve been putting WP Shorties to good use.
I checked our licensing database and can not find any licenses assigned to the email address listed with this comment. Maybe there was a typo?
I suggest giving it another try, making sure no funny characters slip into the email address field, and if you still don’t receive the code create a support ticket and one of our programmers will jump on it asap for you.
Our support desk is the quickest way to support. Technical support that is.
Happy url shortening.
By yoyo November 25, 2011 - 10:08 am
I will give a try on this.. maybe better than focusing my eyes on theft from my reflinks.. Thanks!
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